UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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