Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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