I like to think it a success when the cops are called
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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