I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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