very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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