Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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