i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
We got so high we made milksteak
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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