before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
i now understand why vodka
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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