i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
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Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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