You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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