dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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