you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
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It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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