I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
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I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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