It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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