First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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