awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
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It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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