Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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