Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Every concussion has its silver lining
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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