why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
my poor anus
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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