the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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