quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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