but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
