I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
A bitchslap is in order.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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