Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
she peed on how many people?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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