I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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