You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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