Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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