Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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