i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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