i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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