Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
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First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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