Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
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About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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