Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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