Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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