I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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