I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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