Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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