seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
do nipples grow back?
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