We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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