he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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