I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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