Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
