I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
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Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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