Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Randomize
