i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Randomize
