it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
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At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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