I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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