My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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