I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Randomize
