i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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