Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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