she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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