I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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