hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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