I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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